Title: But the vibe is wrong!
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Quick Prologue:
The very sight of her, would bring a smile to his face and could energize him for the day.
His very smile, would melt her heart and could brighten her world.
When their paths crossed, neither stopped. But, both knew that the other's world had come to a standstill.
Despite indulging in their mundane lives, every now and then, their eyes would scout the surroundings for the other.
And when the eyes met, fireworks went off in their heads and waves of thoughts thrashed the shores of their imaginations.
For a while, each religiously followed this rumdum routine.
If ever anyone would have noticed; they would not have understood the reason behind that stupid smile on their faces (all the frigging time!), which spilled joy all around 'em.
Alas! Like all good things, this routine of theirs was heading towards it's end point.
The guy had decided to make a move.
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Quick Chapter 1:
Despite a thousands rehearsals in his head, and prepared witticisms; he was bound to fail.
For one simple reason: BUT THE VIBE WAS WRONG.
The bloke was tall, dark and well, Madrasi machcha.
The dame was well-endowed, fair and well, Kanpuri mirchi.
Now you see, why 'but the vibe was wrong'!
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Quick Chapter 2:
In all the mysterious searches their vision had conducted for each other, they both had come to know the other's routine, quite well. We could say, they had it by heart!
The coffee machine.
The next day.
Is what our bloke decided.
He knew she wanted him. She knew he wanted her. Pitbull's song played for a bit in his head.
Then he got back to his rehearsals and prepared witticisms.
Tomorrow was going to be a big day for him! May her too!
As always, by 11 she got into office. She plugged in, booted up, checked her mails, started preparing a mental to-do list, while walking towards the coffee machine.
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Quick Chapter 3 A:
She got to the coffee machine, took the glass and hit the button.
He approached from back, went to the adjacent coffee machine.
They both turned their heads. All at once: Love was in the air; Surprise was in her head; and confidence was in our guy.
He said, "Hi, how are you?"
She said, "Dum dum, diga diga"
He: Oh! I'm sorry. My name is ABCD (name changed, on request for anonymity)
She: Dum dum, diga diga
He: See, you do know me.
She: Dum dum, diga diga
He: I was wanting to correct that. Where do you want me to start?
She: Dum dum, diga diga
He: [Having the expression when a lazy elephant, lazily thumps you into the ground, with a lazy stroke of it's trunk] I didn't think this would be easy.
She: Dum dum, diga diga.
He: Challenges a tide too tough and unreasonable; tire everyone. Tata!
They both turned their heads. All at once: Air was in the love; confidence was in her; and surprise was in our guy.
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Quick Chapter 3 B:
She got to the coffee machine, took the glass and hit the button.
He approached from back, went to the adjacent coffee machine.
They both turned their heads. All at once: Love was in the air; Surprise was in her head; and confidence was in our guy.
He said, "Illo pillo, illo dillo"
She said, "Am sorry, do I know you"
He: Illo pillo, illo dillo. Illo Pillo dillo (name changed, on request for anonymity).
She: Oh yeah! You are the guy on that side of the floor
He: Illo pillo, illo dillo .
She: I recognize you, I don't know you.
He: Illo pillo, illo dillo.
She: Why do you presume, I'd let you start.
He: [Having the expression when a lazy elephant, lazily thumps you into the ground, with a lazy stroke of it's trunk] Illo pillo, illo dillo.
She: Don't you like challenges? Bye then!
He: Illo pillo, illo dillo!
They both turned their heads. All at once: Air was in the love; confidence was in her; and surprise was in our guy.
The End.
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The Thri.L Mantra
Laugh, Love, Live
Shriesh.